Tatoos
posted by Jen | 11:13 AM
I had a really weird dream last night. I dreamt that I got a tatoo on my butt. This is weird for a few reasons.
1. I don’t like needles and would never voluntarily allow someone to use a needle to draw on my skin.
2. I don’t really like tatoos.
3. If I were to get a tatoo, I really doubt I’d allow someone to tatoo my ass. Nervous about needles and then let’s drop the pants? I don’t think so.
Anyway, in the dream a bunch of us were getting tatoos. You know, the kind of thing where normally thinking, intelligent people get together and their collective IQ drops to about the level of a doornob and all of a sudden you’re doing something stupid and probably dangerous. I really don’t remember who I was dreaming was in this group except Becca, and that’s probably because of the earring thing.
OK, here’s the thing. I vividly remember what this tatoo looked like. It was HUGE. It looked like this. Where did that come from?! I think I’m seriously disturbed.
1. I don’t like needles and would never voluntarily allow someone to use a needle to draw on my skin.
2. I don’t really like tatoos.
3. If I were to get a tatoo, I really doubt I’d allow someone to tatoo my ass. Nervous about needles and then let’s drop the pants? I don’t think so.
Anyway, in the dream a bunch of us were getting tatoos. You know, the kind of thing where normally thinking, intelligent people get together and their collective IQ drops to about the level of a doornob and all of a sudden you’re doing something stupid and probably dangerous. I really don’t remember who I was dreaming was in this group except Becca, and that’s probably because of the earring thing.
OK, here’s the thing. I vividly remember what this tatoo looked like. It was HUGE. It looked like this. Where did that come from?! I think I’m seriously disturbed.
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